When is the last time you tweeted?

We do not Twitter, Elon Musk
We do not tweet, it's not for us.
We stick to Facebook, it's not cool
Neither's Zuckerberg, but he's no fool.

We know that when there's trouble brewing
That Twitter's got wild theories stewing.
And many mistakes will tweets be making
When some outlandish news is breaking.

And now with billions in your pocket
Cash you've made from the SpaceX rocket
You're the bird sites brand new owner
You'll infuse some cash like a red cell donor.

The cranks and loonies, someone banned 'em
But an open portal you will hand 'em
Conspiracy theories and mass confusion
Is what you'll get with their inclusion.

For a little blue check mark you'll be charging
To get your bottom line enlarging.
There will be blowback but you don't care
You'll never admit if you made an err.

'Twas Tesla cars that made you famous
I don't drive one but please don't shame us.
To gasoline I'm still addicted
I am a Green, I'm just conflicted.

If Trump is Social and Ye is nuts,
To stick with Twits will take some guts.
And though I'd rather be a ghost there,
I know this poem I still will post there.

We do not Twitter, Elon Musk
We do not tweet, it's not for us.