Democrats Replaced Biden with Robots—and Not Even Good Ones

If you have been following Truth Social, you know the Democratic Party has blown it again. According to a post shared by President Trump, Joe Biden was “executed” in 2020 and replaced with “clones doubles & robotic engineered soulless mindless entities (sic)?”

Robots? Haven’t I been telling the party for years that when they needed someone to replace Good Ole Joe, all they had to do was call on me? Just like Kevin Kline in the movie Dave, I have always been at the party’s beck and call to be Biden’s stand-in, just a single pre-Qatar Air Force One flight away from whatever DC area airport is operational at the time.

I have the look, the style, the sense of humor, and dare I say it, the grace to have filled in for Joe. I even have the stumbles. And let’s face it, I would have been a much better match for Jill than those robots. We’d have matching code names—DrPotus and DrFlotus. What a team!

Instead, you replaced Joe with automatons, less realistic than the mannequins in Disney World’s Hall of Presidents. And you did this before ChatGPT was even available! No wonder “Joe’s” logic sometimes seemed a little sketchy.

Of course, by the time of the first debate at the end of last June (can it almost be a year ago, already?), the wheels were totally off the Biden bus. The cyborg’s embedded software was clearly hallucinating, just like machine learning modules are apt to do. No wonder the party apparatchiks had no choice but to pull the plug on the great android experiment!

In any case, I am still in the hinterlands of Chicago waiting for the party to give me a call. When the time comes, I can be the “Backup Dave” for Gavin, JB, or Pete. It might be a little tougher for me to fill in for Kamala, but with some good makeup, the right clothes, and soft focus lenses, I could probably pull it off.

And hey, if the Dems want to put my name on the ballot, I’m ready to do that too!