Monty Python and the Whistleblower. Say No more!

monty-pythonA third whistleblower has been found! His account of the infamous phone call is somewhat different than previous accounts!

 

 

Presidents Trump and Zelensky on the phone:
Trump: Can you investigate Biden? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? No quid pro quo. No quid pro quo. Know what I mean? Say no more…know what I mean?
Zelensky: I beg your pardon?
Trump: Your country, does it er, does it investigate – eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean? No quid pro quo. Say no more.
Zelensky: Well, it sometimes investigates, yes.
Trump: I bet it does. I bet it does. I bet it does. Know what I mean? No quid pro quo.
Zelensky: I’m sorry, I don’t quite follow you.
Trump: Follow me. Follow me. I like that. That’s good. A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?
Zelensky: Are you trying to sell something?
Trump: Selling, selling. Military aid. Very good. Very good. Oh, wicked. Wicked. You’re wicked. Eh? Military aid.  Know what I mean. Know what I mean? No quid pro quo. Know what I mean? No quid pro quo. No quid pro quo. Say…no…more. Military…aid.
Zelensky: But…
Trump: Your investigators… are they, eh… are they good Eh?
Zelensky: They are good, yes!
Trump: I bet they are, I bet they are!
Zelensky: They investigate corruption as a matter of fact.
Trump: Who doesn’t, eh? Know what I mean. Likes spying, likes spying. Knew they would. Knew they would. Likes spying, eh? They’ve been around, eh? Been around?
Zelensky: They are good. Trained in Kiev.
Trump: Oh…oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more – Kiev, say no more. Kiev, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more.
Zelensky: (about to speak; can’t think of anything to say)
Trump: Your investigators interested in er… military aid, eh? Know what I mean? Military aid, ‘he asked knowingly’.
Zelensky: Military aid?
Trump: Yes. No quid pro quo. Missiles, missiles. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more?
Zelensky: Missiles?
Trump: Could be, could be missiles. Could be yes – tanks. Know what I mean. Tanks and missiles. Know what I mean, No quid pro quo.
Zelensky: Look, are you insinuating something?
Trump: Oh…no…no… Yes.
Zelensky: Well?
Trump: Well. I mean. Er, I mean. You’re a man of the world, aren’t you…I mean, er, you’ve er… you’ve been there haven’t you…I mean you’ve been around…eh?
Zelensky: What do you mean?
Trump: Well I mean like you’ve er…you’ve done it…I mean like, you know…you’ve…er…you’ve tried to tell the truth.
Zelensky: Yes.
Trump: What’s it like?

 


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