Friends and Blog Readers:

I know that there is nothing that you would rather spend your hard-earned cash on than…me. And now I am giving you the opportunity to own a very special piece of yours truly.

Yes, now you can buy me! Well, not me exactly, but wonderful trading cards that feature me. And they are not exactly trading cards. These are NFTs of me. My backer in this enterprise, a curly-haired wild man by the name of Sam Something-or-other, tells me NFT stands for non-fungible tokens. That makes no sense at all, but as I understand it, I get to sell all of you the rights to things worth about as much as the chocolate Hannukah gelt my grandkids play with. Or maybe worth as much as bitcoin. (That’s something else I just don’t get.)

Instant delivery, so if you act now, you can have these wonderful NFT trading cards of moi to give as holiday stocking stuffers. There are three fantastic Super Hero action poses; me as DishwasherMan. me as DogWalkerDude, and of course the best one, me as DoctorAmerica (only available for two more weeks.)

I know you are already reaching for your wallet. And here’s today’s special deal. Each card normally sells for the low, low price of $35. But if you act today, you can get the full set for $100. That’s a ginormous $5 savings!

And if you are wondering where the money goes, all profits will go directly to me. None will go into a campaign fund if I change my mind and decide to run for Village Trustee and none will go into my legal defense fund (if I ever should need one–no charges are currently pending. That was all just a little misunderstanding.)

Act now! To order your set of these exclusive, limited edition, Les Raff Super NFT Trading Cards call 244-794-6353 (BIG-SWINDLE.) Better still, order a dozen sets to give to all the loved ones in your life. Operators are standing by to take your money call!

See you when the next scam comes along!